creepy and oddly inspirational

I received a text message from an old friend yesterday.

If a big guy grabs you and tosses you in a bag don't worry I asked Santa for you for Christmas

I'm not going to go into all of what's wrong with this text message. Let's just say I found it creepy and weird.

And I very much want to write a fictional story around it. After all, 'tis the season to write strange Santa stories.