more dream farming

Sometimes I wonder if I should be concerned about the things I dream about. Take last night for instance. Although I don't remember the whole dream, three parts are still pretty vivid.

The first was watching television with my sister and friends. Every program on every channel eventually became pornographic. This wasn't something out of the ordinary and everyone watching was perfectly comfortable with the programming. However I was a bit uncomfortable only because my sister was masturbating while sitting in the recliner next to me. I started channel surfing, only lingering on a program until the porn started.

Later in the dream I was running across a field with my friends the dogs. People were following, beating us from the forest. Another dog came running up but as he was from a different tribe he instinctively wanted to attack the dogs that were with me. He and I talked (for all the dogs were sentient) and he said that the beaters behind us were purposely driving us toward him and his people. He warned us that we had to figure out a way to stop moving forward or a huge battle between our peoples would ensue. While he was speaking I could tell he was holding back the desire to attack.

My friends had the idea to bury ourselves under mud and leaves. If we could hide ourselves in the field the beaters would pass over us. I struggled to cover my friends and myself.

Somehow we escaped the beaters.

Later as I was eating dinner I picked up a tempura crab with my chopsticks. As I bit into it the body cracked open revealing baby spiders. I was only very slightly surprised that I was eating a spider and not a crab, after all sometimes the tempura batter masks the look of the food.

Holding the spider before me I could see that some of the baby spiders were still alive. Their legs were moving, waving in the air. I had to eat the spider quickly so the few living ones wouldn't get away. They were too tasty to let go.